As society gets more engulfed in the social network age, I had to comment on this.
Is it just me, or did Facebook birth millions of philosophers, evangelist, Video Jockeys, personal life coaches and everything under the sun overnight!
I mean these Facebook status updates are getting out of hand. It's like everyone knows the secret to salvation for your soul. Everyone has the "perfect" video for you to watch. And I can't forget about the "Support my cause: 'cats right to poop on anyone's lawn.'" Well, I guess cats have rights too....right?
Yes, the pictures of your 2 day old daughter looks cute...all 83 of them that you posted. I'll make sure I click the "like" button on every single one.
You got the Pro race people too, "Stay black bro!." Like I have a choice.
"Do you remember this jam by such-and-such, check out the video." Great, now that stupid song is stuck in my head...ALL DAY!
And congrats to your son who scored the winning touch-down last night. WHOOP-DI-DOOO (by the way, I'll be sharing a link of my son playing basketball at the end of this blog.)
"The key to choosing a wife is..." Hold up bro! How long have YOU been married. Oh, divorced 3 times. I'll pass on your advice buddy.
"God is awesome!!! Repost this in your status or you suck and you hate God and you're going to hell!" REALLY! LOL!
And what's with these acronyms anyway! LOL, ROTFL, SMH. Are we so lazy we can't type out our thoughts all the way:
Husband: Hi honey, I love you, give me a hug
Wife: Open bracket open bracket closed bracket closed bracket.
Husband: What is all that gibberish you're speaking. Give me a hug woman!
OH Oh oh, if I ignored your first 10 invites to play farmville, petville, crimeville or crackville, THEN I DON'T WANT TO PLAY!!!! (What level am I now in Yoville anyways?)
Anyway Thank you for reading my rant on Facebook status updates. "WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND?" Now check out this news link i came across earlier today.... end of transmission.